smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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