he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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