I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
