she was so not down for the gang bang
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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