thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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