"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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