I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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