btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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