RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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