We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Randomize
