You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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