Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Semen is not good for contacts.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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