Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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