elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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