how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Randomize