so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
