AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
