Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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