I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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