He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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