I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
they're like a gay fantastic four
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Randomize
