He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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