Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
It's rum buckets o'clock
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must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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