I look better un-naked...
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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