i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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