Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
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You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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