This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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