Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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