Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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