brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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