This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
How external is "for external use only"?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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