You work out of a Hotel?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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