Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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