I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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