That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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