How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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