he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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