She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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