Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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