i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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