Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Operation Purity has been aborted
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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