The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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