I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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