Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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