i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
i think i just lost a toe
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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