Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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