YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
