I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
My first STD was from a foam party
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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