you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
