i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Randomize
