Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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