Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Randomize
