i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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