Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
i think i just naturally attract stoners
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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