My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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