it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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