he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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