the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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